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Mila_'s Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
Followers:
200388
Birth Date:
June 1, 1915
Age:
99
Sex:
Female
Interested In:
Men
Location:
The Flat Earth
Last Broadcast:
16 hours ago
Language(s):
nature is a language can't you read?
Pics & Videos:
About Me:





Hi! My name is Mila and I am first and foremost a human being :D If you are taking the time to read this I like you already because nobody reads these things anymore


If you want to score some points say "Bananarama" in my chat, that way we will know you read this and we can laugh at all the clueless people who don't get it. If you see someone else say "Bananarama" in my chat do the only thing a responsible adult would do and respond in kind by saying "Ooga Booga my friend!"


It is very important for me to have the #1 crown at least once, on every broadcast. The crown is given to the model who manages to keep the most registered users watching and it resets every hour. I earn points for every registered user watching me so if you want to help me make sure you sign in to your account whenever you watch me, it helps me win!


And if you don't have an account, create one! it's free, you get to chat with us, and help me win. Put an underscore at the end of your username: "_" so I know you created it just for me!


LINK TO SIGN-UP: http://www.milamcfly.me


If you made the account don't forget to log in every time you watch me, it is what helps me win and also scroll to the bottom of the bio for some cool user guides on things you can do with your free account

Wish List:

====JANUARY SHOWS & ACTIVITIES=====


Highest Tip of January so far: [Mayday, 10,000 tokens]
Thank you!


===== ONE MEGATON CLUB 10,000+ SINGLE TIP =====


Explode this bomb to satisfy your personal whim and become my atomic playboy. A single tip of 10,000+ tokens gets you all my content and all recordings for one calendar year, your name below, and all my admiration.


JANUARY MEGATONS


Mayday......10,000 tokens (Jan 8)


=====ALL TIME HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2018 [Tess, 15000 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP ALL TIME [Werdna99, 33000 tokens]


MOST TOKENS IN A SINGLE NIGHT [Inferno696, 75300 tokens]


ALL TIME LEGENDS (my favorite people in the whole world, thank you!)
[Convey, 5 years]
[Mayday, 3 years]
[Bored, 2 years]


Thank you!


=====USER GUIDES ======


Disable your pop-up blocker to read these


BEGINNERS


Is this site for real?

Are accounts on this site really free?

What do I get when I create an account?

How to pick a good username

What can I get if I pay?

If I do get tokens how does it show up in my bank statement?

INTERMEDIATE


How to keep this habit a secret

How many tokens should I get?

How to be a cool member

How to get free tokens

What do the username colors mean?

Can a model know how many tokens I have?

ADVANCED


I fell in love with a model, help me.

I am sick or depressed and my model wont pay enough attention.

I found a camgirl I like better, what do I tell her?

I want to give my model friend a special gift

I was banned from one of my favorite rooms.

Beware of this Chaturbate scam, keep your tokens safe.

How to tell studio and independent models apart

=====MODEL GUIDES (coming soon)======


=====NEW CAMGIRL WORTH CHECKING (updated often)======

Hey, you made it all the way through my bio! what a trooper! Now go check and follow my friend Luna, her room is different from mine because it's cozy and intimate and you can talk to her about anything, she also loves great music, if you are into, say... Talking Heads you will love her room.

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  • All performers on this site are over the age of 18, have consented being photographed and/or filmed, believe it is their right to engage in consensual sexual acts for the entertainment and education of other adults and I believe it is my right as an adult to watch them doing what adults do;
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